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Barney Stinson, Kultfigur der TV-Sitcom 'How I Met Your Mother' ist das neue Männervorbild unseres Jahrzehnts und der beste Bro ('Brother') aller Zeiten. Ein Bro ist ein Kumpel, mit dem man durch dick und dünn geht, dem man alles anvertrauen kann und der immer zu einem hält. Für Barney sind seine Bros wichtiger als die große Liebe. Er macht für sie mit nervigen Freundinnen...more
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Jul 26, 2017Sr3yas rated it liked it · review of another edition
This is an essential compendium containing the absolute rules and amendments of the mysterious and prestigious society known as Bro-hood. DO NOT confuse Bro-hood with brotherhood. As the book reveals, your brother might not be your bro!
The first time I came across the author, Barney Stintson, was when I was headhunting for a secret secret organization (No, not the S-NASA). One of my minions forwarded me his awesome video resume which blew me away in eight different directions. (The resume can...more
Apr 27, 2011Anzu The Great Destroyer rated it it was amazing · review of another editionThe first time I came across the author, Barney Stintson, was when I was headhunting for a secret secret organization (No, not the S-NASA). One of my minions forwarded me his awesome video resume which blew me away in eight different directions. (The resume can...more
Shelves: virtual-attic, excitement, reviewed-2011, oh-you-so-funny, i-am-stalking-you, must-reads
Yeah I know I know I’m not a Bro so I shouldn’t be reading this… but guess what? I don’t actually care and I already read it so tough luck!
I’ve been a fan of How I met You Mother for years. Lately the show kinda sucks but Barney is still my favorite and he just kicks ass! When I saw that they actually published the Bro Code I thought I must have it! For all of you fans out there: get it! For all of you chicks out there: if you have a sense of humor, you think like a guy and you’re not offended b...more
I’ve been a fan of How I met You Mother for years. Lately the show kinda sucks but Barney is still my favorite and he just kicks ass! When I saw that they actually published the Bro Code I thought I must have it! For all of you fans out there: get it! For all of you chicks out there: if you have a sense of humor, you think like a guy and you’re not offended b...more
Sep 03, 2011Keri Payton rated it it was amazing · review of another edition
(From my blog: Quill Café)
In accordance with the FTC, I would like to disclose that I purchased this book. The opinions expressed are mine and no monetary compensation was offered to me by the author or publisher.
There is a code that all bros must follow. Previously only passed on by word-of-mouth, Barney Stinson has taken it as his duty to publish The Bro Code, so that no bro shall go unawares.
Note: Women, this is a work of fiction and should be viewed as such.
(Bro: This is not a work of fictio...more
In accordance with the FTC, I would like to disclose that I purchased this book. The opinions expressed are mine and no monetary compensation was offered to me by the author or publisher.
There is a code that all bros must follow. Previously only passed on by word-of-mouth, Barney Stinson has taken it as his duty to publish The Bro Code, so that no bro shall go unawares.
Note: Women, this is a work of fiction and should be viewed as such.
(Bro: This is not a work of fictio...more
May 28, 2009Tammy rated it really liked it · review of another edition
A fast, funny read. I laughed so hard and rolled my eyes so many times, I'm surprised they didn't roll right out of my head!
The book is short - only a paragraph per page. Perfect given the fact the author's target audience is men. =)
Lots of funny, stupid rules like ... 'A Bro is under no obligation to open a door for anyone. If women insist on having their own professional basketball league, then they can open their own doors. Honestly, they're not that heavy.'
AND
'If a chick inquires about anot...more
The book is short - only a paragraph per page. Perfect given the fact the author's target audience is men. =)
Lots of funny, stupid rules like ... 'A Bro is under no obligation to open a door for anyone. If women insist on having their own professional basketball league, then they can open their own doors. Honestly, they're not that heavy.'
AND
'If a chick inquires about anot...more
Jul 28, 2013Peter Meredith rated it it was amazing · review of another edition
As a man, what can I say about The Bro Code?
Nothing! Because there is no Bro code. And if there was a Bro Code, Article 4 clearly states: A Bro never discloses the existence of the Bro Code to a woman.
So this is for all the Bros in the audience. No gurlz aloud!
In The Bro Code you should expect the expected. These laws are universal. They are inbred into every man and so are the jokes, but who cares? They're funny.
Here's a quick test to see if you'll like this book: If you at least snorted when...more
Nothing! Because there is no Bro code. And if there was a Bro Code, Article 4 clearly states: A Bro never discloses the existence of the Bro Code to a woman.
So this is for all the Bros in the audience. No gurlz aloud!
In The Bro Code you should expect the expected. These laws are universal. They are inbred into every man and so are the jokes, but who cares? They're funny.
Here's a quick test to see if you'll like this book: If you at least snorted when...more
Dec 31, 2010Kristy rated it liked it · review of another edition
If you watch the show 'How I met your Mother', then you're not going to really get anything new... pretty much all the jokes and codes have been mentioned. So, it's not quite as wonderful as I had hoped. However, I am relieved that the author's did stay true to the show. Instead of gushing or ranting like I usually do, I figure I'll just give you a few rules 'you ought to be living by'... if you want to be a bro (and yes ladies, the book answers our question... we, too can be a bro!)
Article 27
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Article 27
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Dec 29, 2014Valentina Markasović rated it really liked it · review of another edition
2015 challenge - a book based on or turned into a TV show
I'll start off by saying I love How I Met Your Mother,that I love Barney and that I will try to refrain from bringing up that infamous series finale. Except I just mentioned it. Okay, let's start again.
I love the show and Barney Stinson is definitely one of the main reasons for its success. I was glad to find his humor from the show transferred to the pages.
The book is a very quick read, since each article takes up only one page, so don't...more
I'll start off by saying I love How I Met Your Mother,that I love Barney and that I will try to refrain from bringing up that infamous series finale. Except I just mentioned it. Okay, let's start again.
I love the show and Barney Stinson is definitely one of the main reasons for its success. I was glad to find his humor from the show transferred to the pages.
The book is a very quick read, since each article takes up only one page, so don't...more
Nov 30, 2008Eric rated it it was amazing · review of another edition
All Bros should read/own immediately.
Jan 12, 2012Cereja Cult rated it it was amazing · review of another edition Shelves: kick-ass-lead-character, normal-stuff, blog, just-for-the-fun-of-it, audio-book, reviwed
Reviewed on 01/13/2012 – Friday yep, Friday the 13º, creepy I know. LoL
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Man, let me start by saying I love Barney. He is the best EVAH. The book is funny, but I have to say that the audio makes all the difference.
This guy have this way of saying the nastiest things and yet, I find him charming as hell.
If I could meet him I would totally be his Bro-Chick.
Barney, you rock and I would set you up with any of mine big boobed friends, anytime Bro. Just say the word LoL
Speaking in friends,...more
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Man, let me start by saying I love Barney. He is the best EVAH. The book is funny, but I have to say that the audio makes all the difference.
This guy have this way of saying the nastiest things and yet, I find him charming as hell.
If I could meet him I would totally be his Bro-Chick.
Barney, you rock and I would set you up with any of mine big boobed friends, anytime Bro. Just say the word LoL
Speaking in friends,...more
Aug 15, 2013Sharon L rated it liked it · review of another edition
This one is a really short read. and you should read it on any of these situations:
1. you had a bad day and need something funny to read.
2. you are having a stressful day and need a moment of escape.
3. you really want to read something easy, not complicated, funny and short because you are simply not in the mood for other things.
4. you want to know- even if only a little- what's going through their head
5. you are not offended by jokes about blondes, boobs, chicks, ho's and relationship AND yo...more
1. you had a bad day and need something funny to read.
2. you are having a stressful day and need a moment of escape.
3. you really want to read something easy, not complicated, funny and short because you are simply not in the mood for other things.
4. you want to know- even if only a little- what's going through their head
5. you are not offended by jokes about blondes, boobs, chicks, ho's and relationship AND yo...more
Oct 20, 2011Wilson rated it really liked it · review of another edition
I got this ebook from my Boss. Cool, isn't he?
Well, the book was really entertaining. So good that I could imagine Barney lecturing while re-enacting his tricks! But the problem is, some parts of the code are not suitable for some readers. In fact, some people might find these parts offensive. So I am just recommending this book to my fellow bros out there. Tired? Stressed-out? Grab this book now and make life more awesome!
Well, the book was really entertaining. So good that I could imagine Barney lecturing while re-enacting his tricks! But the problem is, some parts of the code are not suitable for some readers. In fact, some people might find these parts offensive. So I am just recommending this book to my fellow bros out there. Tired? Stressed-out? Grab this book now and make life more awesome!
Oct 10, 2013Dayla rated it it was amazing · review of another edition
Mar 16, 2011Breton rated it it was amazing · review of another edition
Hmm... it's apparent from the written reviews that those (not to point fingers, but particularly girls) who are rating this 'book' one or two stars are taking it quite seriously. Relax–this was not meant to be the Bible for all those of the male gender. However, you could picture a select few losers legitimately following these sacred rules, and then others just calling out different articles for the sake of pretending to adhere to this formal 'Bro Code,' because admittedly, it is fun. As a big...more
Mar 09, 2009Tibby rated it it was amazing · review of another edition
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Sep 07, 2016Mike rated it really liked it · review of another edition
Hilarious... and not to be taken seriously one bit (psst, Bros, I only said that last part to fool the chicks... Follow The Code)
Jun 22, 2017Keenan Wyngaard rated it it was amazing · review of another edition
It was Legen...wait for it.....dary!!! Legendary!!
Aug 03, 2013Mohammad Ali Abedi rated it it was ok · review of another edition
In one of the episodes of “How I Met Your Mother”, Neil Patrick Harris’ character, Barney, talks about a book called “The Bro Code”, a book about how a man (i.e. BRO) should act. I like Barney’s character and specially NPH’s portrayal of it. NPH is the best part of that show. So I figured, the audiobook about that book read out by Neil Patrick Harris should be great.
But it gets extremely old extremely fast. The book is a series of rules about how a man should act and it is only funny as one line...more
But it gets extremely old extremely fast. The book is a series of rules about how a man should act and it is only funny as one line...more
Feb 22, 2015meghann rated it really liked it · review of another edition
Barney Stinson is one of my favorite TV characters. He unapologetically banged his way through most of the female population of New York City using his Playbook and The Bro Code. I purchased this book as a gift for my brother who is a huge fan of the show as well (he named his pets after some of the characters). Apparently I'm that person who reads a book before giving it to the person it was bought for (very carefully though... you'd never know anyone even opened it). This book is written in th...more
Jan 21, 2009Trin rated it it was ok · review of another edition
How I Met Your Mother tie-in book. HIMYM is my favorite show currently on the air; I found the book disappointing. Mostly it just recounts a bunch of stupid guy clichés, and a bunch of guys’ stupid clichés about women. For the most part, except for when it’s cribbing concepts directly from the show, it lacks Barney’s wonderful weirdness—I mean, he’s not some dull frat boy, which is what this book sounds like; his rules and schemes are much stranger, are always slightly off-kilter. Barney is a un...more
Nov 28, 2013Amina - أمينَة. rated it liked it · review of another edition
i really did actually read it after a lot of thinking lol !
i'm not a fan of HIMYM and i didn't even watched it .
a friend of mine recommend it for me , i enjoyed it in some parts , but i felt it's shallow in others :D
A BRO NEVER CRIES < are u serious ? lol
i'm not a fan of HIMYM and i didn't even watched it .
a friend of mine recommend it for me , i enjoyed it in some parts , but i felt it's shallow in others :D
A BRO NEVER CRIES < are u serious ? lol
Sep 15, 2015Chelsea K. rated it liked it · review of another edition
Alright, so it's pretty funny. It took me about half an hour to read the whole thing (got it as a gift for my brother, was too curious to not read it).
Admittedly, it has almost zero substance. Admittedly, it's sexist as hell, but it's all in good fun, same as in the show.
Admittedly, it has almost zero substance. Admittedly, it's sexist as hell, but it's all in good fun, same as in the show.
Dec 18, 2015Nicis rated it liked it · review of another edition
It's fun but incredibly insulting tbh xD
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May 07, 2012Aly is so frigging bored rated it it was amazing · review of another edition
I am in a 'How I met your mother' withdrawal so this came by perfectly! Barney and his rules always amuse me and I think I could read this 100 times and laugh every time.
Mar 30, 2015Tamara rated it liked it · review of another edition
Oct 04, 2017Erica rated it it was amazing · review of another edition
Picked this up at a used book sale and I love it. I'm a huge How I Met You Mother fan and read this entire book in Barney Stinson's voice. I chuckled often and love having this iconic book from the series in my collection. It was Legen - what for it- Dary!
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Jan 05, 2010Jacobmartin rated it it was ok · review of another edition Shelves: books-that-will-doom-humanity, humor, tv-tie-in, gimmick-lit
The Bro Code isn't particularly funny to somebody like me who saw people his twin brother's university bro-kin crash and burn in one of the ugliest On The Road-like episodes of my life. Bros are a cannibalistic race who contradict their own rules, and any Bro Code, like all religious texts, cannot be adhered to perfectly. I cannot divulge what went down, that would 'violate the Bro code'.
Article 77: Bros don't cuddle, is offensive to me. Why can't a man cuddle the woman he loves?
Hmm, maybe I've...more
Article 77: Bros don't cuddle, is offensive to me. Why can't a man cuddle the woman he loves?
Hmm, maybe I've...more
Aug 28, 2016Joseph F. rated it liked it · review of another edition
I am happy and grateful to say that I am no bro. That is, if being a bro means that the main things you care about is getting some action, getting drunk, and caring more about sports than cerebral stuff.
Women are seen as nothing but sex objects, 'chicks.' But then, that is the point of this book: the bro is painted as a caricature, someone we can laugh at because of their vacuous nature, just like we laughed at Barney on the show. That said, the book is fairly funny at times, but I liked it bett...more
Women are seen as nothing but sex objects, 'chicks.' But then, that is the point of this book: the bro is painted as a caricature, someone we can laugh at because of their vacuous nature, just like we laughed at Barney on the show. That said, the book is fairly funny at times, but I liked it bett...more
Aug 10, 2009Robyn rated it liked it · review of another edition
I'm a big fan of How I Met Your Mother and of Barney Stinson and Neil Patrick Harris, so this was pretty much required reading for me. Instead, I listened to the audiobook, and I feel like I enjoyed it even more because of that--Neil Patrick Harris reading it *as* Barney Stinson.
Overall it garnered quite a few laughs from me, and there were several times I found myself nodding in agreement, even. However, it is, of course, terribly offensive when taken literally to any degree and even to a fan s...more
Overall it garnered quite a few laughs from me, and there were several times I found myself nodding in agreement, even. However, it is, of course, terribly offensive when taken literally to any degree and even to a fan s...more
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Jun 24, 2014Artiom Karsiuk rated it liked it · review of another edition
Finally, a book that we can build our lives around. It was long overdue - I mean those Holy Bible and Quran things have been around for almost as long as I can remember [maybe longer] and I never found them to make any sense. 'Don't covet, no adultery' and etc. That was written for some weak bitches. This book, on the other hand, gives you some solid ground to stand on. Something to sink your teeth into. No more misunderstandings between Bros on who has dibs, shotgun privileges and any other ess...more
Jul 23, 2017Ali Amiri rated it really liked it · review of another edition
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It's got its moments. Some articles are really funny on their own, and some have funny corollaries.
What I enjoyed most was Barney's get psyched mix. In the series you only get to know what's the first song (Shot through the heart / and you're to blame / Darlin' you give love, a bad name) [Bon Jovi], but what'll come after that? This book's got the answer. Hell yes, Panama is in it.
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A Bro is under no obligation to open a door for anyone. If women insist on having their own pr...more
What I enjoyed most was Barney's get psyched mix. In the series you only get to know what's the first song (Shot through the heart / and you're to blame / Darlin' you give love, a bad name) [Bon Jovi], but what'll come after that? This book's got the answer. Hell yes, Panama is in it.
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example:
Article 37
A Bro is under no obligation to open a door for anyone. If women insist on having their own pr...more
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